January 23, 2022
The cold weather is killing me! I can’t stand this frigid air. It’s like nails that are just tearing into my skin!! I thought I’d pay a visit to a tanning salon and get some colour on my pale skin.
“Hi there! Welcome to Tanned Skins ‘R’ Us!” Chirped a happy woman behind a counter as I entered the salon.
“Hello. I’m here to get some colour on my pale frame. I’m getting whiter by the hour,” I confessed.
“That’s no problem. Just follow me and we’ll get your skin glowing in no time!”
“You do the whole body?”
“Yes, if that’s what you want.”
“That’s what I want,” I said sheepishly.
The woman led me into a large room. There were already two other people in their getting tanned.
“Thank you for your service.” I said, bowing before the woman. She didn’t answer me. She turned and left. I walked over to the tanning bed and was surprised to see Bill Gates on the bed opposite mine.
“Bill! You’re getting tanned?”
“You guessed correctly,” said Bill, with a devilish grin across his tanned face.
“How about after this you and I go for Margaritas,” I proposed, as I removed my clothes.
“May I join the fun?” Asked a woman’s voice. I turned to see Hillary Clinton sitting up in her tanning bed, looking at me with deep, pleading eyes.
“Of course, Hillary,” I chuckled, placing my body into the tanning bed. “It will be fun!” We all cheered in celebration as we continued to let the machines work their magic.