Jan 31, 2022
Marching all through the woods, and all that I have seen are tiny little cub scouts. The whole forest is full of these soldiers. I keep calling for back-up, but of course no one ever comes. I just keep expecting to feel high or something.
It’s worse in the winter, because that’s when I'm really stuck inside and feeling all intolerant of stuff. And systems MAN! Those systems turn my boat on for sureeee!!!
THat’s besides the point- though. What is NOT a lie is this- I’m 7 feet tall on Fridays!
“REALY?” Screamed his mother. “Oh you never told me about any freak stuff like that!?!!?!”
Mom, ease up! IT’s just a joke! I’m going back to Michigan tomorrow and uh, don’t follow me.
And with that, the two were separated. The clouds grew up and formed homes of clouds above mountains, and it rained like the sweat of a sleeping giant. That was away from here. I’m writing this on top of a chair, in the living rooooooom because this is where the air gets close to the floor and keeps my foot strong. The other foot is on his deathbed. He’s seen a ghost. Ho told me this morning! I accused the foot of lying- DIDN’T I!
Whatever man. That’s like grass for your roommates anxiety!!! That’s just a product, and it can be reviewed by government committees, just like everything else!!!
“Damn, that’s all the time I have for now, people. Now please go to bed and listen to the radio for your health. Turn up the volume, and feel it in your air but not too close to your ears. You don’t want those damaged. Well that’s just about it!
“What else we got for THEM,” whispered the writer to his thinker.
The thinker became startled by the sudden attention turned his way. He blinked, smacked his licks. coughed in angst, “UH, what about- MAXWELL WITH HIS HEAD ON FiRE and- YELLOW RIBBONS WITH GLOWING TWIRLS COMING OUT HIS EARSS!!!!! JUST TELL THEM TO LOOK AT THATT!!!!!!!’
“Uh- ok thank you so mucho- good plan!” Said the writer, bowing in great respect.