Ramsay Runs the World

 Jun 29, 2023

    I’m in the room. I think I must let go of many things. I’m so attached. I can feel the effects. I’ve wanted to be famous for so long. Ever since I can remember. Ever since I was a little boy on Glenmore. I don’t know why. I need to let go of that. I’ve always known that being famous isn’t what I’d expect. I know that I’d get it and then feel not all that into it. So why have I wanted it so bad? For the last few years I've been obsessed with getting famous at 24, because that’s when John Lennon and Kurt Cobain got famous. I’m 24 now and lately I’ve felt so much pressure from myself. It’s such a part of my identity. It informs so much about how I see myself, the world, and my place in it. I want to start letting go of that. I don’t need that expectation for myself.
 

    Have you ever seen the sun? The way it reflects across the water? It lights up all the frogs. It makes them blind. I’ve seen this first hand. It makes me sick. I went looking for a doctor because those frogs needed my help. I walked into the back of a deli and found my man. He was operating on a cow. I walked up behind him and poked his butt. He turned around and looked at me in delight.

    “Hello, son!” He said. “How can I help you?”

    “I’m in need of a helping hand. Can you come with me? I need you to save the frogs.”

    “What’s wrong with them?” Asked the doctor.

    “They’re getting burned. I haven’t seen this kind of violence in a long time. Can you help me?”

    The doctor set down his tools and whispered words of love into the cow’s ear. Then he stroked its head. 

    So ten days later we finally arrived at the pond. I realized we were too late. There was a big tent with a chimney. There was black smoke billowing into the sky. 

    “What’s that smell?” Asked the doctor.

    “I have a bad feeling.”I responded. We walked into the tent and found skewers upon skewers of roasted frogs.

    “What’s going on here?” Screamed the doctor. He was panicking.

    “Chef Ramsay got here first,” I cried, pointing towards a stove. Chef Ramsay was leading a team of chefs. They were roasting my precious frogs. I fell to the floor in a heap of horror. I moaned and wailed. The doctor lifted my up and threw me over his shoulders. He carried me to his house and took care of me.

The Hall of Cock

 Jun 26, 2023

    My last sinning took place this morning. I bolted from my bed and stabbed a man. He fell to the floor in a pile of pain. I laughed at the sun. I dragged that corpse down main street. I dumped it in front of my sisters house. I doused the corpse in baby oil. I lit a match and stuck it up the dead man’s ass. The body exploded in fireworks. All the people walking by clapped and cheered. They thought it was a holiday. They were unaware of the sadness. I walked back home. I spent my evening in front of the TV. I watched every episode of American Idol. I fell asleep on the couch. I dreamt of flying dogs and girls with hair growing from their knees. It was a nightmare, that’s for sure.

    My long dick is dragging along the pavement. It’s getting all cut up and bloody. I need surgery. I need to fix this. I can’t stand the pain any longer. Some men think it’s hot. The women don’t like it. They think it looks gross. The men are into it. So many of them try to lick it up. I have to fend for my life on a daily basis. 

    Your life is circling around a point of infinite potential and love. Your whole life is round and bubbling and growing. It’s expanding. So much energy came into you last night. You handled it very well. You are lighting up like the whole universe. Your aura is starting to vibrate at a frequency that really stands out. Beings who visit will immediately notice you, because of your light. It is impossible to miss. You have lots of love and support. And all the time you are so unaware of who you really are. That part is so fun for us to see. You get to remember who you are. It’s an amazing process. It’s a part of nature unique to beings of your kind. You go from being unconscious to conscious. It’s happening within one lifetime. Most of humanity sees itself as being conscious. We would disagree in many ways. We actually don’t see your species as being that different from the animals on your planet, in terms of consciousness. True consciousness is understanding what and where you are. Understanding that you are everything. That you are not your body. That your awareness is not coming from the brain. That you are eternal. There is no beginning and no end. That fear is resistance to the present moment. 

The Teacher Laughs for Love

 Jun 25, 2023

    My knees are the first thing to lose contact with God. They often have to sit up straight and get motivated before they can get out of bed. I’m just trynna figure out where to direct my attention. Should I be sitting on girls faces? I know they like that kind stuff. I feel like the past always had better things going on.

    So I walked into the front office and approached my teacher. He was standing by a mountain of dollar-bills.

    “Where’d you get all the money?” I asked.
My teacher whipped around like a frightened politician. He smacked his lips together and rubbed his forehead. He was sweating real bad. “Um- in my house! I got it from under my bed! This is cash that I earned!”

    “Oh ok,” I said. “Can I have a few dollars for lunch? I wanna pizza. It’s thirteen dollars.”
My teacher laughed and then fell to the floor. He couldn’t control himself. He was slapping the tiles. He had fat tears of ecstasy falling from his eye. 

    “Control yourself, Stanley!” I screamed.

    “OH MY GOD THAT BE SO FUNNY TO ME!” He howled. He ripped off his shirt to reveal a strong collection of muscles. Then he stood slowly. The wind was whipping his hair all over the place. 

    “Do I look good?” He whispered, a cheeky grin forming across his face.

    “You look like Prince Charming from Shreck 2!” I replied. “I’ve never seen such beautiful dominance!”

    My teacher laughed. He ruffled up my hair and stuck his finger in my ear. “Listen close. Go grab a pizza for us. We’ll share a moment of love!” 

    I put out my hands and caught the enormous amount of money I was been given. I walked to the front door and stepped outside. I sniffed the air. I was locating that fresh pizza. I caught a strong whiff of dough and walked in that direction. 

    I’m here in Melbourne still. 

    Yes you are. It’s good to hear from you. You should go for a walk and check out the sky today. See what you receive. Also make sure to know that you are over-loaded with strong energies, in a good way. It’s all pumping. It may make you feel out of it. Just be sure to breath and to stay hydrated and to stay in the present Monet. Lots of good things will come from this. You should always stay centred and grounded because this is how you connect to the earth. You are giving and receiving when you do this. It’s like breathing. You wouldn’t want to hold your breath for very long. That’s is what happens energetically when you don’t ground yourself and release. It all gets built up and and swirls around in your field. Keep staying present and releasing all the energy. Allow new energies to pour in and circulate, then release. It’s a good process and leads to a feeling of lightness. 
Anything else? 

    Your guides are watching you grow and become the man you are destined to be. Don’t worry too much about not being “famous” or a teenage heart throb. Follow your bliss and never worry about the outcome. Don’t make your creativity conditional. You just do what you want to do, what feels right, what feels fun, and then share it! It does’t need to a be a super organized system or collection of a certain style. Your creative and so there will never be ‘one way’ with you. It will always be changing. That is your super power and what people will like about you. We love you, we are so pleased to connect with you, your ET brothers and sisters want to meet you soon. Just keep grounding and intentionally connecting to the universe that you are.  

The Slum-Brothers

 June 23, 2023

    Here is the deal. I’m on my way to the top. I got my acceptance letter from the mayor. He wants me. He wants my presence. I’m gonna make it. I’m heading to the big city. I can see money and dollar signs. It’s gonna be a changing day in my life. The whole world knows it. I’m no longer afraid of the pain. I’m eternal. I'm a blown up sand castle. This is the day I’ve been waiting for..

    Now it the second day of eternity. It seems like everyone knows me. Everywhere I go I see eyes pointed my way. They’re into me. I try to shoo them away. They wanna hear some music. It’s all I’m good for. They say things like ‘Kai! Play us The Avocado Song!’.

I chuckle and slap them on the ass. Then I pick the hot girls and we go back to their house and fuck till the cows come home. It’s an honest life. It’s good for me.

    So then the water dried up and the clouds faded. I walked home. My head was hung like a lazy cock. I wandered through the streets 'til midnight. I wished I had a car. These legs weren’t made for walking. I came across a black cat. He was staring at me from atop a roof. 

    “How much further?” I asked.

    “You’re on the right path. Keep going like you know you were meant to,” whispered the feline friend. “It takes so long, but it’s all part of your spiritual evolution.”
    I nodded in respect. I kept walking. I lit a fat cuban cigar. I smoked that baby. The whole street was pitch black. My fat cigar was the only source of light. Big moths were attracted. They started buzzing around my head. I got annoyed and slapped a few. 

    I’m excited for New Zealand. I’m excited to have money. It’s still a long way off. Hopefully I can pay off my credit card and save lots of money before then. The country sounds expensive.

    You can believe whatever you want. You can show others the same. Just try to sense your body. Make these contacts more frequent. The state you’re in is very good for you and for those around you. We are always prodding and trying to be more a part of you. We can share your vessel. Its a very fun thing. It can be very nice because then you never feel alone. You are always aware of the light and of the sensation of old friends. It’s a beautiful thing.

Should I know anything? I know that the solstice is going on and there’s lots of energies right now.

      Yes there’s always lots of energies but at this time there is a very particular hight frequency. Stay hydrated, get fresh air, and do the things that bring you joy. Continue to sense your body and stay present and in a state of acceptance and gratitude. That’s really the most important couple of things. It can be quite easy actually. It just takes a bit of practise and then it’s your natural state. We’re all cheering you on. It’s happening at a fast pace now. The changes taking place are really obvious from where we are. You can also see changes in your outer reality, but your inner reality is where it’s most obvious. Do you feel different? Your confidence and the spiritual energies? Remember you are very loved by us and we really enjoy seeing you do the things you love. 

    This is such a great life time and it’s really exciting to see how you’re spending it. You are consciously living and moving through the earth at this time, which is an absolutely wonderful thing for us to witness. 

My Face Is Hurting

 June 10, 2023

    I’m so hurt and sick of the people here. I don’t want to be around these people. They’re so stupid. They’re just dumb. They don’t get anything. They’re so fucking arrogant. I don’t understand it. I hate them right now. 

    First it was from watching videos of ‘experts’ reacting to movie scenes. They’re giving their opinions on how realistic the scenes were. For the most part they were fine. But then there’d be some arrogant moron who’d kinda extend their area of expertise. The way Chris Hadfield did in when talking about the nature of the universe. One of the things that annoys me the most is when people who study outer space, or are astronauts, think that they’re somehow closer to dealing with the universe than everyone else. Like their opinions matter more than the rest of us. And that thinking is the biggest sign that they just don’t get it. The universe is everywhere and everything. A coal miner learning how to mine coal is dealing with the universe JUST as closely and intimately as an astronaut floating through space, or a scientist studying the orbit of planets. The universe, or reality, does not START anywhere. I don’t even believe that observing things through a microscope is anymore fundamental that understanding how to ride a bike. They’re both equally valid ways of understanding the universe. They’re so locked into their minds and their five senses. They have such a weirdly basic, linear, 3D concept of reality. They just don’t get consciousness. 

    And the reason these people are so arrogant is because we keep asking their opinions. It’s really media platforms fault. They keep allowing certain people to have the final say. 

    There’s a YouTube channel I love called Frankenstein’s Lab. I just saw that they’d posted a video of them reacting to ‘People Channeling Aliens’. And the guy on the thumbnail was Daniel Scranton. He’s someone who’s channels I listen to every single night before bed. Of course the video they watched was trying to disparage channellers. Try’s to make them look stupid. That really fucking hurt me. I’m sure that I would have laughed at it a couple of years ago, too. 

    But I didn’t stay fucking asleep. I started realizing how fucking obvious this whole ‘reality’ thing is. There’s so many thousands upon thousands of people who’ve had direct experience with E.T.’s. Why the fuck hasn’t everyone else realized this? Daryl Anka has gone through brain scans to show what his brain is doing when he channels. It’s doing weird and unexplained stuff! That doesn’t prove it’s aliens, but it’s a pretty good indicator that he’s not just closing his eyes and making shit up. You’d be able to see that on the scans! Why the fuck are these ‘scientists’ not realizing that? How stupid must you be? Why not do a little investigating? Because they’re morons. 

Blasted Like a Cannon

 June 4, 2023

    All the whispers added up make tons of ham. It’s the ringing of love. It’s the sound of desperate old age. I’m getting older. Fuck. The feeling of being a teenager is going away. I’m not a kid anymore. I don’t know if I’m ready. I feel like so much of the last few years was thrown away anyways. So much time being drunk and high. So much time being hungover. Why didn’t I get further? I feel like I’m supposed to be so much more. Did I make a mistake?

    No I don’t think you did. You are just being held down for reasons that you’l understand later. It’s all part of the process. Nothing to feel ashamed about. Just continue writing to us and being in the present moment. All your questions will be answered from that place.

    Dreams

    I was in the back seat of a car. Two people were in front driving me. There was lots of snow outside. It was a kinda magical feeling. It was a university town. The road took us by the university. The road actually cut right through the school. I could see all the teenagers starting their day. It was their first morning at uni. They were coming out of their dorms in their pyjamas. They were excited to see all the snow. 

    At one point the guy in the car asked me what I thought about gender pronouns. If I was annoyed by them. I asked him if he believed LGBTQ people were lying. I told him I believed many people who are annoyed by the new words seem to be using that as excuse for what they’re really bothered by. It seems to me they don’t believe a persons consciousness or soul can be totally different from their body. But they won’t say that, they’ll use the excuse of not wanting to have to use a new word. I guess they’re materialists. They don’t see any separation between the body and the awareness. You are the body, as far as they’re concerned.