Long, Tall Dreams

 July 28, 2023

I’m in Melbourne at the moment. I have the day off work. I did my Australian taxes this morning. It said I’m gonna get back about $500 which is good. I still gotta pay about $2700 on my credit card, and then $3000 to mom. I can’t believe I owe so much money. It’s crazy. I’ve been working for two months now. But I’ve been sober for about 6ish weeks. That’s where most of the money was going. I spent so much money on drinking. But I still don’t quite understand how it was $8000 in total. That’s just insane. It really started in February. That’s around when I started going in debt. I finally started paying it off about a month ago. So I somehow spent $8000 in four months. It’s really weird. 

    Right now I’m just focusing on the credit card. Once that’s payed off it will be a big relief. I’m flying to New Zealand in November. That’s about three and a half months away. I’m hoping to do similar work to what I’m doing now. I wanna pay off all my debts and start saving money. I’d like to also apply for my British passport. 

    It feels so good to be sober. I completely forget that I was drinking. It’s so weird. I kinda forget that I spent so much time drunk recently. It’s almost like a nightmare. I’m just relieved it’s behind me. I don’t even think about it anymore.

    There was a big hearing the other day about UFO’s in the US. It really surprised me. They talked about crash retrievals and reverse engineering of spaceships. They talked about alien bodies as well. It was interesting to see all the news outlets talking about it in a much more serious way. Probably the most serious way I’ve ever seen. There’s a new feeling of realism. I’m really happy about that. I feel like this has opened the topic in a really important way. It’ll only gain momentum from here. I can’t see it going away ever again. I just really hope that people like Steven Greer can speak. I love how often he’s reminding us that 99% of aliens are not hostile- it’s us that are the violent ones. 

    My dreams are pretty interesting lately. Mainly because it feels like I’m more aware of how long the dreams are. It’s pretty regular now where I’ll wake up and assume I’ve been asleep for like 10 hours, only to find it’s only 1 am. It’s really interesting. It’s not so much that I can remember the specifics of the dreams, but I can remember how long they’re lasting. It’s like I’m living whole other lives and having all sorts of experiences, which I’m sure are just as real and relevant as my waking life. Last night I had one of those dreams that are different. I’ve had these kind before, not often. I was looking at a star in the sky. Someone was telling me about it. They were saying the name. I think I remember the word Omega. I also remember something about non-binary I think. But anyways, there was some sort of transference of energy. Something shot out of the star and shot into my mouth/throat area. It was like all this light was being pumped into me. And the feeling was really incredible. I’ve had like two other dreams where I can remember clearly feeling this amazing rush of energy. It happened last night and it felt really special, like I was being upgraded or something. I feel like there were two other interesting events last night, but I can only remember that one.

    The house was full of children. They were running in circles. The mom was trying to calm everyone down. She grabbed a piece of bread and held it aloft. 

    “Who’s hungry!?” She sang.

    The kids stopped running and started up at her. Then they touched her in inappropriate ways. 

Vader Learns to Lead

 Jul 23, 2023

    The elastic girl was being pounded by a gorilla. The ape was fucking her brains out. The girl was enjoying it. She was getting higher and higher. 

    Eventually the moon set and the sky grew dark. The two of them lay down to sleep. In the middle of the night there was a hum. The gorilla opened his eyes. He could see a glowing disk above the trees. He became curious. He got up and walked closer. There was the sound of crying in his head. Someone was trying to speak with him.

    He closed his eyes. When he opened them he was in space. The stars were twinkling all around him. He used his intention to focus on one in particular. He started zooming towards it.

    Darth Vader was watching TV. He was so bored. He didn’t want to go back to work. 
A door behind him slid open.

    “Your excellence! You must come out now! The coffee is ready!” 

    Darth groaned like a child. “I’m not coming. I want to watch TV.”

    Ten days later the ship arrived at a big blue planet. There were floating squirrels in the skies and pigs that drove water taxis. The whole ship was in awe. 

    “Where’s Darth?!” He’d love to see this!” Shouted a commander. 

    “I’ll go grab that fucker,” said a woman. 

    Darth Vader was busy fucking a moose. The lady screamed like a real victim when she saw that. She tried to run out of the room. He was too quick for her. He slapped her with his cock. She collapsed to the floor. Darth exited his room and wandered out into the hallways, his long cock dragging behind on the floor. 

    A nearby barista saw Darth approaching. He screamed. He grabbed a pot of hot water and threw it over Darth’s dick. Darth started shrieking. He tried slapping his cock to cool it down. 

    Someone inside the ships mechanical room heard the screams. He decided to hit an emergency button. The ship’s power stopped. The lights went out and everything was plunged into darkness.

    “Why’d you do that?” Asked a fellow mechanic.

    “We gotta hide, Bruce! Can’t you hear the screams? The darkness will protect us!”

    The mechanics used their hands to feel around the room. They found crevices and cracks to hide.

    Darth Vader was two floors above. He was bumping into walls like a drunkard. “Help me find my victims,” he prayed. 

    He used his cat senses to see through the ships walls. The bodies of the frightened mechanics appeared. 

    “HAHAHAHA! I see the freaks!” Darth got down on his hands and feet and began moving towards his prey. 

Trying to Teach

 July 15, 2023

    The letter L is powerful for you today. Vibrate towards Leo and feel its potential. Open up to all the vibrations and love pouring onto your planet. Become one with the truth of who you are. Ready yourself for more and more and do so graciously and lovingly.
The last chance to get on the ships is coming. Get closer to the forest and let them know you’re here. Let them all in very happily. It’s time to ascend and to rise above the noise. Let it be. Don’t try to stop any of it, even the negativity. It will die on its own. It has already los. It’s just making it final death rattle. It’s making a lot of noise as it dies. 
    The writer was at his desk. He couldn’t think of shit. He kept trying to think of a good story. Finally he got up and went to the window. He opened it. He looked down on the world below him. Hen wondered how many of this broads would fuck him. He decided to find out. He went down to the street and started humming every member of society. They were screaming for mercy. 

    The teacher was twenty minutes late for his class. He’d been in the parking lot eating fried chicken and watching the news.

    “I’m sorry to keep you all waiting!” He screamed, as he entered the room. 

    “Get on with our education!” Screamed a young lad.

    “I’m so sorry. Today we will be learning how to write very well!” Declared the teacher, as he sucked chicken grease from his fingers. 

    “Thank God!” Wept a girl.

    The teacher started writing many words on the black board. Eventually he arrived at the word ‘fuck’. He turned slowly and faced the room. 

    “I want you all to write a story about me. I want you to teach your children how brave I was! Now go home!”

    One girl ran home. She passed the forest. On the. Way there she saw a typewriter. She also saw an old woman coming out of the bushes. The girl turned violently ill and threw up into the abyss. 

    The next morning the teacher arrived at her front door. He was banging like a madman. “Let me in! I  know you’re inside!” 

    The girl’s father came to the door. “What’s going on out there?” 

    The teacher bent down and stuck his head through the cat flap. “You’re daughter has taken my will to live! I wanna confront her!” 

    The father gasped in horror. “My daughter!? She’d never do such a thing!”

    “She has,” moaned the teacher. 

    The father couldn’t contain himself. He began sobbing as he unlocked the door. “Ya know- I raised that girl to love! I raised her to be compassionate. It was all for nothing!” 

    The teacher gave the man a sympathetic pat on the belly. “I’m sorry to be the bringer of bad news. Just direct me to her room and I’ll take care of all of this.”

    The father pulled out a piece of paper and began drawing directions to his daughters bedroom. “You’re gonna wanna take a left at the bathroom,” he said between sobs of sorrow. “Then hang a right at the laundry room, followed by another left at the home theatre.”

    “Thank you for your service,” whispered the teacher, as he placed the paper down his pants. “I trust that you’ll include me in your prayers tonight.”

    “Of course I will!” Wailed the father, who had tears streaming down his furry face. 

    The writing teacher began to ascend the stairs. He was preparing himself for a confrontation like no other. 

Absolutely Abandoned

 July 13, 2023

    I was allowed inside the temple. I was allowed to sit at the stone floor. I prayed for three days. I never got an answer. I think I’ll come again tomorrow.
I have seen the lights float through the leaves. They resonate with the nature. I’m sure that everyone will remember them. When are we gonna get around to building up our downtown core? I wanna see some progress on this baby.

    The queen was sitting on the edge of her bed. She was fingering herself and laughing so hard. Suddenly her daughter entered the room.

    “Mother! I wanna be the next queen!”

    The queen stopped her fingering. She glared at her child. “Don’t you think I know that? Don’t you think I’m aware of how greedy you are?”

    "I'm not a greedy child. I'm only wondering what I need to learn to rule this land!"

    The queen stood very very slowly. “Follow me. Let me show you something.”

    The two of them walked outside. They wandered through the mud. They were getting dirty. Eventually they arrived at a tiny log cabin.

    The queen pointed towards the door. “Go ahead and knock.”

    The daughter was quick to do as she was told. She walked forwards and banged against the door. 

    “Who’s there!?” Screamed a man from within.

    “It’s yo queen!” 

    The door swung wide open. It was a huge bearded man. 

    “I have a gift for you,” said the queen.”This little girl wants to live with you from now on.”

    “Ok,” said the man. He looked down at the little girl. “I can train her to milk the hogs and prune the trees.”

    “That’s fine,” replied the queen. 

    “Mother, what is happening to me?” Asked the girl.

    “You’re going to live with Frank from now on. Please behave.”

    “Come on in, child!” Laughed Frank. “I’ll teach you how to fuck the pigs!”

    “Oh hell no,” whispered the girl. She turned to run but her mother grabbed her by the tit. She hoisted her daughter above her head and threw her through Frank’s window. 

    “Oh my god!” Laughed Frank. “What a great throw!”

    “Thank you!” Replied the queen. “Perhaps tonight I will come by and suck yo cock!” 

    Frank turned beet red. His dick became hard and popped through his pants. “I- I would greatly enjoy that, your highness.”

    The queen gave his dick a quick squeeze. Frank gasped in awe. The queen turned and walked back towards the castle. 

That Wise Moose

 July 10, 2023

    His majesty sat at the table. He was eating some corn. It was making his belly burst. He started to wish he was younger and better looking.

    “Why have I been blessed with such a fowl figure!?!” He howled. 

    The heavens opened up above his majesty’s head. A little moose appeared from behind a cloud. 

    “You ungrateful?” Asked the moose.

    “I just wanna be cool,” wept the man. “I wanna be desired!”

    The moose was compassionate. He smiled and sent a hot beam of love from his heart to his majesty’s. “How about we go for some shrimp. Would that make you feel better?”

    His majesty stopped sobbing and lifted his head in awe. “I would love some shrimp! Don’t play with me! Are you being serious?”

    “Indeed, my child,” smiled the moose. The room began to dissolve. The sound of bells filled the air. 

    His majesty suddenly found himself and the moose in a buffet. They were surrounded by steaming plates and laughing families. 

    “Thank you!” Sobbed his majesty, who had fallen to the floor in deep gratitude. 

    The two of them enjoyed their feast for all of eternity.  

The Evolution of A Marmot

 July 9, 2023

    Just in time! I got out of the the fire just in the knick of time. Thank God for all the help. I’d like to really continue to grow and to evolve. I will continue to download high vibrations through my body. I will raise my vibration and become lighter and more loving. It’s so fun. It’s very powerful. 

    You just need to take your time. It’s a gradual kinda thing. It doesn’t mean that tomorrow you will be floating through walls. But it does mean that every second of your life that is lived consciously is a huge upgrade. You are constantly being upgraded, and it happens at a much faster rate when done consciously and happily.

    The lion was fast asleep. The sound of rain on the leaves calmed his nerves. 

    “Is anyone there?” Asked a small voice. 

    The lion opened his eyes. He looked around. He couldn’t see anything. “Who’s here?” He asked. 

    “It’s me! It’s your mother!” Replied the voice.

    The lion squinted his eyes. He saw her! His mother was hiding under a rock. 

    “What do you need?” Asked the lion.

    “I need some money for rent. You owe me twenty five dollars.”

    The lion moaned. “I’m poor. I have no moolah. Please come back later.”

    “When are you gonna get a job?” Asked his mother.

    “I don’t know. Maybe next month.”

    "Alright," she replied, as he began to float up through the ceiling.  The lion went back to sleep and dreamt of fucking some whores. 

    The toad was growing like a maggot. His face was squeezed against yellow letters. He was inside the universe. It was all right there. It was happening at such a grand scale. The music of his youth played. It came out of the walls. Was this the future? How did he see this? How was he conscious? A second ago he’d been a maggot. Now he was conscious of himself and of the universe. He started to laugh. “How am I gonna explain this to my wife!”

    He crawled against a tight little cube and got cozy. He went to sleep. Twenty years later he opened his eyes. The world had changed. There were floating cities and vibrations in the air! The whole thing was alive! 

The Search for Salad

  July 8, 2023

    The last effort to recover the bodies took place this morning. The workers marched into the wreckage. Their faces were long and miserable. They had fought hard to find their comrades. They knew this last search would be a failure.

    “I wanna go home!” Screamed a Taiwanese pastry chef. “I should be lying in bed watching Cesar Milan!”

    “You need to put some effort into this search!” Replied the commander. “Our men could be underneath our feet! They could be gasping for air!”

    The soldiers started picking up rocks one by one. They knew they were failing. Every minute that passed confirmed this. 

    “How much longer, mate?” Asked a Nordic body builder.

    The commander kneeled down and whispered into the soldier’s ear. “Till your nose looks like Rudolph the Red Nosed Salamander. You understand what I’m saying?”

    The Nordic gasped in horror. “You can’t speak to me like this! You know who my papa is? He built the bridge of love!” 

    “I don’t need no bridge of love to make my money!” Screamed the commander. “You’re gonna dig till yo nose lights up like the Eiffel Tower.” 

    The Nordic man collapsed to the ground in a heap of anguish. He was wailing in horror at the insults. 

    And so the men continued through the day. They were sweaty. They started smelling like a bunch of unwashed hogs. Still they searched. 

A New Morning

 July 7, 2023

    I’m in love with the morning. When the sun begins to rise above those houses. I can see all the old souls pushing their noses against the glass. I can see them glowing with love. I often love to throw rocks at their houses. It’s so fun! I love seeing the doors fall into a mountain of dust. I like to see the old souls run for their lives. I chase them. I jump through the window and hunt them down. I find them in the laundry room. I snap a wet towel to frighten them. I herd them like sheep! I get them into a big pit. Then I cook for them a wonderful meal. I treat them like royalty. They really start to loosen up and relax. We stay up late into the night, laughing and eating. 

The Lawd Is Love

 July 6, 2023

    I love that you see me. We are very pleased to connect. We wish to join you on your adventures. We would love to sing with you and to feel you close to us. We know that you wish for this as well. Just step a little closer and let in the love light that surrounds and emanates from within your field. This will awaken you and help to awaken those around you. You all have the power to be like stars for one another. Like sources of power and light and higher frequencies light, potential, awareness. Your moon is activating these things within you. You have always had the ability to sing. It is sometimes just you that blocks it. There are reasons for this. Reasons connected to your throat chakra. This is related to when you were a teenager and you had trouble with your voice. Singing is one of the best things for this. It will really help to alleviate those stored traumatic memories. Try to sing with an instrument everyday, and to tune your voice. 

The Longest Lawyer

 July 2, 2023

The lawyer was running down the sidewalk. He was being chased by bumblebee’s.
“Someone help me!” He shrieked. “I don’t deserve this!” 
A young boy from Mexico was playing tennis nearby. He heard the screams. He put down his racket and walked towards the sidewalk. He saw the lawyer running.
“What’s happening to you?!” Screamed the boy.
“I’m being attacked- call for help! Do what needs to be done!” Begged the lawyer. He ran past the boy and straight into a grocery store. The bee’s were buzzing close behind.
The boy knew that his uncle had hunted bee’s in the war. The young lad jumped onto the roof of a truck and rode it to his homeland. It was still dark by the time he arrived. He found his uncle sitting by the river. 
“Uncle! Help me!” 
“What’s the matter?” Asked his uncle, a twinkle in his beautiful brown eyes. 
“I met a man who’s in trouble! He was being terrorized by bees!” 
The uncle raised his eyebrows so high that they disappeared beneath his afro. “Well I used to hunt bees. I killed twenty five million of those fools.”
“I know! That’s why I came looking for you! Let’s help the man!”
“Where is he?” Asked the uncle. 
“In Montreal.” 
“Canada?” Whispered the uncle, a look of great sadness forming across his gorgeous face.
“That’s right!” Shouted the boy, who was pulling on his uncle’s nose to get him up.
The uncle stood slowly. “We’ll go in the morning. I need to feed the hogs.”
So the two of them headed up the street. The uncle let his nephew sleep on the porch. They had a day of true suffering ahead of them. 

    My body is very full of power.

    Yes it’s getting charged. It’s going to increase. You may not notice. It’ll just become normal. You’re getting more able to hold more energy this will help with most things. You should continue to put your attention here. There is a whole universe there that is quite joyful to engage with. Your body will become more and more able to harness and utilize higher frequencies. It’s a very natural process. A very joyful one. 

    Why?

    Because you wanted this. It’s something that you had always wanted to experience. To be on a planet like this and to be experiencing what you’re feeling. It’s really a real contrast. It’s not something that is that common on a planet like yours at this time. It will be the norm in the future. Some people wouldn’t want to feel these things so early because they can’t talk to anyone about it. That may be one downside. It is something that people generally go through in secret at this time. 

Greedy Greta

July 1, 2023

    On the edge of a cliff. I'm so cold. The waves below are so far. There are sharks and seaweed. I wanna go home, but I can't. I gotta jump inside. I gotta know more.

    So I give Dumbledore a wink. Then I jump! I rise and fall. I am pulled towards the ocean. I'm falling like a meteor. 
    Now I feel warm. I open my eyes. There's a galaxy below me!

    'What is this?' I wonder.

    A bird appears.
    "You're in the centre of a vortex! It's swirling all around you! You just need to breathe through it. Let it continue to churn up old feelings. Old emotions and memories.”
    "Oh ok," I reply. 
    "Let it all be swept up and thrown away!" Continues the bird. "Like wind blowing away dead leaves! Watch as the fresh air rushes in to take its place. Many memories will be stirring in you at this time. It's a great honour for you.”

    "Thank you!" I shout.
    The bird nods. He jumps onto my head. 
    The two of us are dragged a little deeper into the darkness. 

    The other guy is only in it for the money. He just wants to see how far he can push you. His whole thing is about greed. He’s gonna make you fear him. He’ll take all your money and paint a picture of evil. That’s how he’ll get to you. You need to run away.

    My majesty is burning. He’s gonna know the pain for a long time. It is such a slow death. His robes will smoulder. His face will melt. His bones will grow dry.

    What’s going on with energy?

    You are in the centre of a vortex! It’s swirling all around you! You just need to breathe through it. Let it continue to spin and churn up old feelings. Old emotions and memories. Let it all be swept up and thrown away! It’s like the fall wind blowing all the leaves away! It’s a wonderful and merry occasion! Watch as the fresh air rushes in to take its place. Many memories will be stirring in you at this time. It’s a great honour for you. It’s finally a time of change. The old is leaving and the new is rushing in to take its place!
    So it's good for me to help it along?
    It doesn’t really need your help. But the benefit of ‘helping it along’ means that it will be a more conscious and joyful process for you. It will happen either way. So yes, we encourage you to engage with it and be a part of the process. Understand what is happening and why things are happening. It will make the ride much smoother for you. The more resistance you put up the more stress and suffering. We love you very much, thank you for connecting with us and thank you for continuing to be creative. You are a force of positivity. All will be revealed to you and all with be happy and joyful.