Jul 23, 2023
The elastic girl was being pounded by a gorilla. The ape was fucking her brains out. The girl was enjoying it. She was getting higher and higher.
Eventually the moon set and the sky grew dark. The two of them lay down to sleep. In the middle of the night there was a hum. The gorilla opened his eyes. He could see a glowing disk above the trees. He became curious. He got up and walked closer. There was the sound of crying in his head. Someone was trying to speak with him.
He closed his eyes. When he opened them he was in space. The stars were twinkling all around him. He used his intention to focus on one in particular. He started zooming towards it.
Darth Vader was watching TV. He was so bored. He didn’t want to go back to work.
A door behind him slid open.
A door behind him slid open.
“Your excellence! You must come out now! The coffee is ready!”
Darth groaned like a child. “I’m not coming. I want to watch TV.”
Ten days later the ship arrived at a big blue planet. There were floating squirrels in the skies and pigs that drove water taxis. The whole ship was in awe.
“Where’s Darth?!” He’d love to see this!” Shouted a commander.
“I’ll go grab that fucker,” said a woman.
Darth Vader was busy fucking a moose. The lady screamed like a real victim when she saw that. She tried to run out of the room. He was too quick for her. He slapped her with his cock. She collapsed to the floor. Darth exited his room and wandered out into the hallways, his long cock dragging behind on the floor.
A nearby barista saw Darth approaching. He screamed. He grabbed a pot of hot water and threw it over Darth’s dick. Darth started shrieking. He tried slapping his cock to cool it down.
Someone inside the ships mechanical room heard the screams. He decided to hit an emergency button. The ship’s power stopped. The lights went out and everything was plunged into darkness.
“Why’d you do that?” Asked a fellow mechanic.
“We gotta hide, Bruce! Can’t you hear the screams? The darkness will protect us!”
The mechanics used their hands to feel around the room. They found crevices and cracks to hide.
Darth Vader was two floors above. He was bumping into walls like a drunkard. “Help me find my victims,” he prayed.
He used his cat senses to see through the ships walls. The bodies of the frightened mechanics appeared.
“HAHAHAHA! I see the freaks!” Darth got down on his hands and feet and began moving towards his prey.