Jan 15, 2022
The oven door had been left wide open. I figured that the chef’s wouldn't mind if I just went inside and took a quick peek, right? I looked left and right. No one was there. I could hear them all in the next room arguing. I turned my attention back towards the toasty oven. I removed my shirt and socks and began to crawl into the great machine. It was pretty hot there. I tried to get comfortable next to some cooking pizzas, but I had a hard time getting myself into a position that didn't burn. Suddenly I heard a voice. It was Gordon Ramsay.
“Who left the oven door wide open! Come on guys! I will eat whichever one of you did this!” Gordon continued this threat of cannibalization as he swung the oven door shut. I started screaming from within, trying desperately to get someone’s attention, only to remember that our kitchen only used sound proof ovens.