February 4, 2022
“I love the fresh smell of coffee. It really gets me all loose and excited. I watched the baker pour me a fresh cup today. Some of you might wonder why I go to the bakery for my coffee. Well I have one answer for you- attractive staff. That's right, the staff at the bakery is attractive and full of life! The warm aroma of their coffee, coupled with those hot faces and god DAMN is that ever a good start to my morning! Thank you very much!! Have a great night!” The man waved to the audience, who was on their feet and cheering like mad. They whistled and clapped and stomped their feet as the man made his way off the stage.
“You were great out there!” said a small man with two cigars in his mouth. “The audience loved you!”
“That’s true, they did love that.” agreed the comedian. “Do you think the suits were in the audience?”
“I think they were. In fact, I've already received a couple of voicemails on my phone- I think you’re gonna wanna keep your phone close by, things might be a bit hectic for the next 48 hours!”
“Yah think we’re going to Montreal?” Asked the comedian.
“Time will tell, buddy. Go down to the bar, I’ll meet you there, I just gotta say hi to my mother.”
“Ask her what she thought,” said the comedian.
“Ok ok, I’ll see you in a sec!”
The comedian walked down the hall. He ran into his brother, coincidentally.
“Mark!” Said the comedian. “What're you doing here?”
“I came to see you! You were great! That was very strong!”
“Oh, well thanks Mark,” said the comedian, putting his hand on his brother's shoulder. “Listen, I’m getting a bit bored of being a character in this story, you wanna start floating and go play in the clouds?”
“Yah, that sounds fun!”
And so with that the two brothers ate some acid and proceeded to float out a window and up into the fluffy clouds.