May 9, 2024
It’s the third day of a daily practise. I’m making a song and video every day. I’m also writing a page of words. I don’t know how long I’m doing it for. I’m thinking to aim for the rest of my time in NZ, however long that ends up being.
The only thing I like about this place is working with Jayne and Mark. It might be my favourite job I’ve ever had. I’m seeing so much of Christchurch, and being paid to explore. I’m also trying all sorts of restaurants.
I ate a piece of meat that was on top of a lid at work. Maria told me to quit snacking and to pick up the tongs she dropped. I was so fucking annoyed. People are constantly picking pieces of meat out of the containers with their fingers. I never do that. I just have tiny little pieces that are lying around. Why am I being singled out for eating?
Her and George really filled the ‘annoying void’ that Dimitri has left. That place is probably my least favourite job I’ve ever had.
This past year and a half has been a constant experience of stark contrasts. Extreme highs and extreme lows.
I wandered through the dessert until I found an army base. Elon Musk was inside. They’d captured him. He was behind bars. I approached his cage.
“Can you let me out?” Asked Elon.
“Who put you here?” I asked. I wanted to know who’s turf I was in before I made promises.
“The Lion King,” whispered Elon. “It’s a dark day for those with agreeable personalities.”
“Uh oh,” I said, my eyebrows shooting upwards. “That’s me!”
I heard a bang from behind. I wheeled around like a frightened deer.
“Can you let me out?” Asked Elon.
“Who put you here?” I asked. I wanted to know who’s turf I was in before I made promises.
“The Lion King,” whispered Elon. “It’s a dark day for those with agreeable personalities.”
“Uh oh,” I said, my eyebrows shooting upwards. “That’s me!”
I heard a bang from behind. I wheeled around like a frightened deer.
The sun shone through the skylight. I was made to believe in angels. I was asked to provide spiritual healthcare to the people of the earth. I believed I could o it.
I found some friends and we set up a tent in the woods. We had to cut down trees so that we could make canoes for our society. We traded with the elf people. They were friendly, but they always seemed suspicious of us. I always wondered if they’d dealt with bad humans before us.
I had been down to the shoe store this morning. I found a pair of Nike Slippers. I tried them on. They looked quite nice on my feet! I felt kinda hot.
A cute woman saw me strutting down an aisle. She approached me and tried to hump my leg. She was like a rabid dog.
A cute woman saw me strutting down an aisle. She approached me and tried to hump my leg. She was like a rabid dog.
Tomorrow I may have to work all day long. I’m not that excited. I’ve got 5 more full weeks of working there. I think I’ll finish just as Dimitri gets back. I don’t wanna work with him again. I really want to go to Australia with mom. I can work for Jayne and Mark for a little while I guess. I won’t make as much money with one job, but I should have paid for my plane ticket by then.