May 12, 2024
The light was in the chest of man. It gave us breath and lent a hand.
I was gifted seventeen tons of animal hide. I used it to bury my son's arrogant wife. She screamed from beneath the floor.
I was gifted seventeen tons of animal hide. I used it to bury my son's arrogant wife. She screamed from beneath the floor.
Tony was born for trouble. He’d been beaten as a small child. This had left him feeling terribly insecure. He had sought a cure. Nothing worked.
Tony decided to heal himself through corn. He became a corn farmer! He grew whole fields of the wonderful health food. He become know was Corn Christ. The children praised him and vomited in sacrificial rituals.
Tony decided to heal himself through corn. He became a corn farmer! He grew whole fields of the wonderful health food. He become know was Corn Christ. The children praised him and vomited in sacrificial rituals.
I went with Jayne to church. It was a nice evening. I don’t really enjoy the services. I still enjoy going. It’s nice to have coffee and cookies.
I find their style really bland. I feel no spiritual connection when I’m there. I feel wayyy more connected to spirit when I’m at AA.
I find their style really bland. I feel no spiritual connection when I’m there. I feel wayyy more connected to spirit when I’m at AA.
The music at this church also feels sooo boring and bland. Just really boring chords and melodies. I really want to go to a gospel church. Those look so much more exciting.
I agree with a lot of the stuff that they said at church, but not everything. I don’t feel that everyone in the world must convert to their church or religion. Every religion seems to say that. Everyone should be encouraged to find a spiritual path that works for them.
I agree with a lot of the stuff that they said at church, but not everything. I don’t feel that everyone in the world must convert to their church or religion. Every religion seems to say that. Everyone should be encouraged to find a spiritual path that works for them.
Ben banged his dick against the glass cabinet. His mother woke up. She came storming down the stairs. She found her boy licking the floor. She grabbed his ass and threw him out of the house.
Ben landed on the front lawn. He was humiliated. He stood and wiped his cheeks, as well as his ass cheeks.
Ben landed on the front lawn. He was humiliated. He stood and wiped his cheeks, as well as his ass cheeks.
“Where shall I sleepeth?” Wondered Ben. “From which direction shall I find safety?”
Ben wandered late into the night. He strolled empty highways. He passed through the parking lots of strip malls. He arrived at the ocean. He was at the end of the world.
Ben wandered late into the night. He strolled empty highways. He passed through the parking lots of strip malls. He arrived at the ocean. He was at the end of the world.
“Take me Lord,” whispered Ben. “I beg of thee. I am thy shepherd that ye speaketh of.”
Ben’s cock began to vibrate with tremendous force. His feet lifted from the sand. A brilliant purple light engulfed Ben’s hard cock.
“Taketh me to thy lap,” wept Ben as he was blasted into eternity.
The lone Texan found himself in a dark hole. He scratched at the rocks. Then he thought about sleeping.
The Texan awoke to the smell of bacon. He stood up and rubbed his eyes.
“How’d you sleep?”
“Who ye be?” Asked the Texan.
I’m from your basement,” laughed a potbellied policeman. “How about some breakfast?”
“That sounds alright,” said the Texan.
“How’d you sleep?” Repeated the cop. “How many times must a man ask?”
“That’s a sacred topic,” whispered the Texan. “It’s out of your jurisdiction.
“No no no,” spat the police man as he waved his fat finger like a preacher. “This be my grand papee’s ol’ stompin’ ground. You by in my hood now, bruv!”
The Texan suddenly felt unwelcome. He turned around and wandered into the desert.
“That’s a sacred topic,” whispered the Texan. “It’s out of your jurisdiction.
“No no no,” spat the police man as he waved his fat finger like a preacher. “This be my grand papee’s ol’ stompin’ ground. You by in my hood now, bruv!”
The Texan suddenly felt unwelcome. He turned around and wandered into the desert.