Nov 19, 2023
The hard times had set in. Both the children knew this. There was no denying it.
“How will we survive?” Asked Jane as she fried an egg.
“Times are tough, it’s true,” agreed Jake, her older brother. “But we have the love of God on our side. He will guide us.”
“You think?” Asked Jane. “I never see him.”
“He’s here alright,” whispered Jake as he lit a fat cigar “I’ve felt him in my chest for years.”
Jane continued to try her egg. She wondered how she could know her heavenly father. “Have you seen him inside a fat cat?”
“He lives within all!” Declared Jake.
The two siblings enjoyed their dinner. The air became cold as the sun left their room. They had no windows and no doors. The room became like a freezer.
“How much longer can we survive like this?” Whispered Jane.
“Do as I say and bend my cock. Bend it hard.”
“What in heavens for?” Stammered Jane.
“This will unlock a spiritual portal to the 7th dimension.”
Jane did as she was told. She was desperate! Anything to escape the cold was acceptable.
“Ok, let’s begin,” said Jake.
Jane took hold of Jake’s frozen penis. She bent it hard, like the lever of an old excavator.
“HEEEEAAAA!” Wailed Jake.
“Am I hurting you?” Cried Jane.
“Don’t stop! This is for our survival!”
A bright red sphere suddenly burst from Jake’s ass hole. The form ascended into the air. It bounced off the ceiling and began to hum.
“What it be?” Whispered Jane.
“Ah yes, this is the truth. This is the path!” Jake stood up and began poking at the ball. He seemed to be typing something into its surface.
“What are you doing?” Asked Jane.
“Watch closely. Watch me turn back time to when we were just babes in our cribs.”
The room suddenly vanished. Jane’s body was gone. Her consciousness remained. She didn’t know how long she’d been here.
The grass grew slowly. The farmer watered his crops like a proud father. He bent down and whispered prayers to his organic babies.
Abigail sat by the window. She watched the rain fall. She enjoyed the sound it made on the roof.
A knock at the door interrupted her bliss. She took her time to stand. She walked to the door and peered through the peep hole. It was Allen Dulles!
“Is anybody home?” Shouted Allen. “I have news for you!.
Abigail was beside herself. She grabbed her clothing and ripped to from her body. She couldn’t believe her lover had arrived.
“Allen, my love! I am so happy to see your face. You have no idea how long I have spent lusting for your body!”
Allen pulled her into his cold embrace. “You are with me know. Everything will be ok. Let’s have some dinner. Let’s celebrate our unity!”
The two lovers furiously baked a cake. They threw ingredients together with maddening speed.
“How’s the dough coming along?!” Screamed Abigail.
“It’s almost done. How are your fucking strawberry’s?” Roared Allen.
“They’re just about there. We’re going to have a great meal tonight!”
The stars came out and the night became muggy. The owls even floated by. The moon shone like a searchlight. Allen and Abigail enjoyed their food in silence. They were just so in love.
The teacher threw her body against a student. The boy was killed. He didn’t stand a chance. The bones broke with a loud roar.
“Have you killed our classmate?” Asked a young lad.
“The boy is with his heavenly father,” whispered the teacher. “Now go back to your studies.”
The lord came threw a hole in the wall. He made his way towards the grapes. Then he took hold of a cucumber and took a bite. It was too much ecstasy.
The master’s laughter has no place in this house. Have you seen the TV? It only plays shows in black and white. I tried ordering the Shawshank Redemption. The provider just called me a fool. I fucked his girlfriend in protest.
Now I’m being hunted by the CIA. They have files on me. I don’t know where to hide. I have to escape into a cave and leave my body for a while.
The tower of love was built in a day. The only thing missing were the windows. I thought that you knew that. Why aren’t you listening. You’re supposed to let go. You should have floated away by now.
How about trying to reach out to some artists and seeing if they’ll transfer you funds. You should have raised your vibration and gone into hiding. You’re meant to be a wandering Sadhu. You should have sold your clothes. Why don’t you wear your bed sheet. You should stop eating food altogether. You can feed yourself from the sun. You don’t even need steroids anymore. Just take them out of your diet completely. The Lord’s love will provide everything you require.