Nov 22, 2022
On this day we awoke at the crack of dawn. Pablo said we had to go to the grocery store. We piled into the van and drove into town. Pablo was driving like a mad man. He was screaming out his window at all the Australians. I asked Pablo what the rush was. He wouldn’t look me in the eye. He was sweating like he was on fire.
We pulled into the Woolworth’s parking lot. It’s one of the big grocery stores in Australia. Pablo slammed his door and marched into the store. I followed close behind. He went to the bakery section and grabbed some cookies and coffee.
We sat in the van and ate our feast. Pablo was laughing like a merry sailor now. He was so joyous. He had fat tears in his eyes.
After that Pablo dropped me off at some park. I sat on a bench and watched the sky. I was beginning to feel hungry. I started walking towards Holy Taco.
Along the way I saw a lady standing on a ledge. She was 3 floors up. I thought that she was gonna jump. She looked like she was hiding.
I kept walking and came across a beautiful poster. It said that ‘Steve Irwin Day’ was fast approaching. He is still loved and missed by the Australians. He is their proudest son.
I finally got to Holy Taco and ate some delicious food. Pablo came over to my table. He asked how I liked his food. I said I loved it. He wept in gratitude. Then he asked if I wanted to see his favourite beach. I said sure.
I finally got to Holy Taco and ate some delicious food. Pablo came over to my table. He asked how I liked his food. I said I loved it. He wept in gratitude. Then he asked if I wanted to see his favourite beach. I said sure.
So we got in the van and went for a drive. We arrived at a beautiful beach. We sat for a while and stared into the distance. It was pretty.
On the drive back we saw something truly supernatural. It was Pablo who spotted the miracle. An Australian man was riding his bike, but his shorts weren’t pulled up properly. We had an astonishing view of his ass. Pablo was so moved that he decided to turn the car around. He wanted to have a second look. He ordered me to film the miracle.
After that we went to Holy Taco. It was time for dinner. There was no food left so we had to eat mangos. There was no clean cutlery so we had to share a large ladle. There were no seats anywhere so I had to wedge my body into a corner for protection and comfort. I was rudely photographed as I enjoyed my supper.
After that we went home and slept like babies.