A Kitchen of Nightmares

 Mar 18, 2023

    WRITE EVERYDAY YOU ASSHOLE!!! YOU GOT SO MUCH GOOD FOOTAGE YESTERDAY AND NOTHING TO SAY!!

    I’m like a shrimp. I’m floating like an asshole. I’ve got broads all around me. We’re all floating in this stew. It’s like Christmas. God, am I a lucky man.

    So next time you feel like giggling how about taking that pen and shoving it up your rear. What do ya think about that? Can you handle the truth? Stick it in and find out.

    So let’s get one thing painfully clear. I’m not here to help. I’m here to complain and dig up the hatchet. That’s right. I want chaos. I want things to fall apart. I want disorder. Good God do I love seeing small businesses fail.

    I’ll be honest. I’m addicted to Kitchen Nightmares. I don’t know how this happened. It’s absolutely shocking . I’m getting into a deep dark place with this show. Someone dig me the fuck outta here.