May 3, 2022
Dreams
I’m in the water of a river. I’m watching a Howard Stern interview take place. It’s all happening in the water. Jay Leno is also there. Someone's being interviewed. I think they committed a crime. I think Howard is trying to get the guest to talk about that thing. He keeps trying to redirect the person. The person is trying to swim away. Howard keeps throwing big red ketchup chips into the water in the direction that he wants the guest to swim. We were floating under the metal beams of a big bridge at one point.
A skinny man who looks like he does drugs is standing in the driveway. I go out to meet him. I’m selling him a couple of toys in a little ziplock bag. He says he’s driven a long way to be here. I’m only selling them for like $5. We chat for a minute and then he leaves. I go back inside.
There’s an interview with some guys who are in jail for buying Cocaine. They were very funny and friendly guys. I think it might have been Joey Diaz and the host of the comedy store documentary. I can’t remember what they talked about asides from being in jail for coke. I think there was more.
In Toronto there’s these little wooden houses out front of peoples real houses that are used for trading books. You can donate a book and grab one from the shelf.
In my dream there was this little shelf, but inside of it were just random things that people didn’t need anymore.
I could see a woman looking inside it. She had been pushing a stroller. I think she was a nanny. I ran over and saw that there was a Mr. Potato head inside. I put my hand in to grab it as the woman told me that she wanted the Mr. Potato head. I took it for myself. She was really angry and was saying she wanted it and that she’d claimed it first. I didn’t listen to her and ran away. I felt sort of evil for having done that.
Inside the Mr. Potato Head were a few more things. I only remember a watch. I knew I could sell it for a lot of money on Facebook Marketplace. I felt very guilty when I looked at it because I felt like I’d stolen it from the lady.
I’m at Kew Park. I see a guy my age taking photos. I see that he has the camera I used to have. I had to take my camera out for something, and I was hoping that he’d see my big camera and think I’m very good. There were some older guys on a bench talking. I walked over to them and reorganized the contents of my bag. There were 3 skateboard decks inside.
I go into a McDonald’s. I get a drink. I leave the building and go out on the patio. Jimmy is supposed to be there. I figure that something must’ve happened. I figure that his phone died and now he can’t call me.
Then my phone rings and it’s Jimmy. He’s crying and sounds a bit scared. He said that his phone died. He had decided to walk to my house. He rang the bell and my mom answered. She let him in. He charged his phone and then called me.
I’m in the auditorium of a high school. We’re watching the very first screening of Grease. The movie had been filmed at the school. All the students and teachers watch the movie. I only remember the end when everyone claps.
I walk to the front. There’s a table with new Apple Products. There’s some enormous iPads. There’s also a little iPad in the shape of a square. There’s some new AirPods Pro that are black and have fabric on them. An employee try's selling them to me. I tell him I probably won’t need them because I’m quite happy with my AirPods.
Someone next to me says AirPods suck, but I tell him that I have AirPods Pro, which are much better in my opinion.
I’m going for a walk and listening to a Joe Rogan podcast. He and a guest are talking about what they like about AirPods Pro. They say they’re 10-15% better than regular AirPods. I remember disagreeing and thinking that there’s a bigger difference.
I'm at a party. Joe Rogan is there, but he’s a woman. I can’t tell if he’s dressed in drag or if maybe he was always a woman and I just never noticed. I also wonder if maybe he doesn’t identify with one gender but just changes his appearance from time to time.
At the party he had long brown hair. He wore a red dress and had makeup. I thought that he was quite an ugly woman. He was talking to a girl next to him and was acting very girly. I think he kissed their cheek.
He went to the bathroom and sat down to pee. I somehow knew that he didn’t have a penis. Then he flashed his breasts very quickly as he was peeing.
I’m on a grassy field behind some houses. There’s families around. I’m talking on the phone with Dad. I’m using my AirPods. I’m walking in circles around the park. Every once in a while the connection gets bad. It’s usually in the same spot. I suddenly remember that I had some sort of audition or interview with Howie Mandel at 1, but now it’s almost 1:20.
I’m at RiverDale Collegiate. In the dream this is the high school I went to. I’ve returned for something. There’s this walk-through presentation that some students have built. It’s about the vagina. You walk through and learn what it’s like to be a young girl going through puberty. It’s meant to be informative and fun. It’s very creative.
There was one drawing of a girl leaning forwards. She’s pointing to her vagina behind her. She’s saying, ‘what’s that brown spot doing down there?’ She’s not pointing to her butt. She’s pointing to her vagina and that’s why she’s confused.