July 15, 2023
The letter L is powerful for you today. Vibrate towards Leo and feel its potential. Open up to all the vibrations and love pouring onto your planet. Become one with the truth of who you are. Ready yourself for more and more and do so graciously and lovingly.
The last chance to get on the ships is coming. Get closer to the forest and let them know you’re here. Let them all in very happily. It’s time to ascend and to rise above the noise. Let it be. Don’t try to stop any of it, even the negativity. It will die on its own. It has already los. It’s just making it final death rattle. It’s making a lot of noise as it dies.
The writer was at his desk. He couldn’t think of shit. He kept trying to think of a good story. Finally he got up and went to the window. He opened it. He looked down on the world below him. Hen wondered how many of this broads would fuck him. He decided to find out. He went down to the street and started humming every member of society. They were screaming for mercy.
The last chance to get on the ships is coming. Get closer to the forest and let them know you’re here. Let them all in very happily. It’s time to ascend and to rise above the noise. Let it be. Don’t try to stop any of it, even the negativity. It will die on its own. It has already los. It’s just making it final death rattle. It’s making a lot of noise as it dies.
The writer was at his desk. He couldn’t think of shit. He kept trying to think of a good story. Finally he got up and went to the window. He opened it. He looked down on the world below him. Hen wondered how many of this broads would fuck him. He decided to find out. He went down to the street and started humming every member of society. They were screaming for mercy.
The teacher was twenty minutes late for his class. He’d been in the parking lot eating fried chicken and watching the news.
“I’m sorry to keep you all waiting!” He screamed, as he entered the room.
“Get on with our education!” Screamed a young lad.
“I’m so sorry. Today we will be learning how to write very well!” Declared the teacher, as he sucked chicken grease from his fingers.
“Thank God!” Wept a girl.
The teacher started writing many words on the black board. Eventually he arrived at the word ‘fuck’. He turned slowly and faced the room.
“I want you all to write a story about me. I want you to teach your children how brave I was! Now go home!”
One girl ran home. She passed the forest. On the. Way there she saw a typewriter. She also saw an old woman coming out of the bushes. The girl turned violently ill and threw up into the abyss.
The next morning the teacher arrived at her front door. He was banging like a madman. “Let me in! I know you’re inside!”
The girl’s father came to the door. “What’s going on out there?”
The teacher bent down and stuck his head through the cat flap. “You’re daughter has taken my will to live! I wanna confront her!”
The father gasped in horror. “My daughter!? She’d never do such a thing!”
“She has,” moaned the teacher.
The father couldn’t contain himself. He began sobbing as he unlocked the door. “Ya know- I raised that girl to love! I raised her to be compassionate. It was all for nothing!”
The teacher gave the man a sympathetic pat on the belly. “I’m sorry to be the bringer of bad news. Just direct me to her room and I’ll take care of all of this.”
The father pulled out a piece of paper and began drawing directions to his daughters bedroom. “You’re gonna wanna take a left at the bathroom,” he said between sobs of sorrow. “Then hang a right at the laundry room, followed by another left at the home theatre.”
“Thank you for your service,” whispered the teacher, as he placed the paper down his pants. “I trust that you’ll include me in your prayers tonight.”
“Of course I will!” Wailed the father, who had tears streaming down his furry face.
The writing teacher began to ascend the stairs. He was preparing himself for a confrontation like no other.