July 10, 2023
His majesty sat at the table. He was eating some corn. It was making his belly burst. He started to wish he was younger and better looking.
“Why have I been blessed with such a fowl figure!?!” He howled.
The heavens opened up above his majesty’s head. A little moose appeared from behind a cloud.
“You ungrateful?” Asked the moose.
“I just wanna be cool,” wept the man. “I wanna be desired!”
The moose was compassionate. He smiled and sent a hot beam of love from his heart to his majesty’s. “How about we go for some shrimp. Would that make you feel better?”
His majesty stopped sobbing and lifted his head in awe. “I would love some shrimp! Don’t play with me! Are you being serious?”
“Indeed, my child,” smiled the moose. The room began to dissolve. The sound of bells filled the air.
His majesty suddenly found himself and the moose in a buffet. They were surrounded by steaming plates and laughing families.
“Thank you!” Sobbed his majesty, who had fallen to the floor in deep gratitude.
The two of them enjoyed their feast for all of eternity.