The Teacher Laughs for Love

 Jun 25, 2023
    My knees are the first thing to lose contact with God. They often have to sit up straight and get motivated before they can get out of bed. I’m just trynna figure out where to direct my attention. Should I be sitting on girls faces? I know they like that kind stuff. I feel like the past always had better things going on.
    So I walked into the front office and approached my teacher. He was standing by a mountain of dollar-bills.
    “Where’d you get all the money?” I asked.
My teacher whipped around like a frightened politician. He smacked his lips together and rubbed his forehead. He was sweating real bad. “Um- in my house! I got it from under my bed! This is cash that I earned!”
    “Oh ok,” I said. “Can I have a few dollars for lunch? I wanna pizza. It’s thirteen dollars.”
My teacher laughed and then fell to the floor. He couldn’t control himself. He was slapping the tiles. He had fat tears of ecstasy falling from his eye. 
    “Control yourself, Stanley!” I screamed.
    “OH MY GOD THAT BE SO FUNNY TO ME!” He howled. He ripped off his shirt to reveal a strong collection of muscles. Then he stood slowly. The wind was whipping his hair all over the place. 
    “Do I look good?” He whispered, a cheeky grin forming across his face.
    “You look like Prince Charming from Shreck 2!” I replied. “I’ve never seen such beautiful dominance!”
    My teacher laughed. He ruffled up my hair and stuck his finger in my ear. “Listen close. Go grab a pizza for us. We’ll share a moment of love!” 
    I put out my hands and caught the enormous amount of money I was been given. I walked to the front door and stepped outside. I sniffed the air. I was locating that fresh pizza. I caught a strong whiff of dough and walked in that direction. 

    I’m here in Melbourne still. 

    Yes you are. It’s good to hear from you. You should go for a walk and check out the sky today. See what you receive. Also make sure to know that you are over-loaded with strong energies, in a good way. It’s all pumping. It may make you feel out of it. Just be sure to breath and to stay hydrated and to stay in the present Monet. Lots of good things will come from this. You should always stay centred and grounded because this is how you connect to the earth. You are giving and receiving when you do this. It’s like breathing. You wouldn’t want to hold your breath for very long. That’s is what happens energetically when you don’t ground yourself and release. It all gets built up and and swirls around in your field. Keep staying present and releasing all the energy. Allow new energies to pour in and circulate, then release. It’s a good process and leads to a feeling of lightness. 
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    Your guides are watching you grow and become the man you are destined to be. Don’t worry too much about not being “famous” or a teenage heart throb. Follow your bliss and never worry about the outcome. Don’t make your creativity conditional. You just do what you want to do, what feels right, what feels fun, and then share it! It does’t need to a be a super organized system or collection of a certain style. Your creative and so there will never be ‘one way’ with you. It will always be changing. That is your super power and what people will like about you. We love you, we are so pleased to connect with you, your ET brothers and sisters want to meet you soon. Just keep grounding and intentionally connecting to the universe that you are.