March 10, 2024
I’ve been feeling like fire lately. I can sense the current in my heart. It is fire of God himself! The flames lap at my chest. He pulls me into to the dark.
The radiation was beginning to hurt our baby. It was just a matter of time before he fucked off and died. I called my wife
“Baby, it’s me. Listen close to these words.”
“Go ahead, say your piece,” mumbled my beloved.
“I have two confessions to make. They are miles apart. They are not related.”
“Hurry up!” Moaned the beautiful love of my life. “I have a baby to raise!”
I began my two confessions. It took an hour to get all of the details onto the table. Another fifty minutes were spent begging for forgiveness. I was sure that my wife would leave me. I would be on my own. Back to basics.
“So what do you think?” I whispered into the phone.
“I think you should come home. Let’s sleep on it. We’ll see how we feel in the morning.”
“Oh, ok” I responded. I was slightly surprised. “Can we fuck?”
“Huh?” She squealed.
“Can we fuck tonight?”
“I ain’t fucking you with a ten foot pole.”
I decided not to push my luck. Perhaps I could convince her later in the evening. I would pounce on her during dinner and impress her with my strength. It’s worked in the past!