Dec 4, 2022
Have you ever seen a poodle without a nose? I have- it’s horrific. It’ll make you weep in agony. It’ll hurt your stomach. Don’t think I’m exaggerating. I aint. There aint nothing worse. Trust your gut and go get your teeth checked out. I promise you that you’ve got a big cavity up yo ass.
Just get with the program and beat up some kids. That’s how you’re gonna make a difference in this world. You know I speak the truth. Just lean on me when you’re feeling low and chubby. It is ok.
Have you tried talking to yourself? You know that not all those voices are you, right? You’re tuned into a whole array of conscious beings. They’re just hanging out, living life like ye and me. It’s no big deal really. I mean, it’s pretty cool if you never knew. But it gets to just be ordinary after a while. This will be so normal in society. It will be common knowledge. The people who take care and teach us will not be the people that are doing so now. A few will still be there, but most of the caregivers are just giving advice and stuff that is missing the big picture. There’s so much more to reality that they think is all made up. And all that still needs to be taken into consideration when healing or consoling a person. It’s a funny world you live in right now. It will be very different one day. You will look back and see this time as similar to the stone age. It will just be amazing to you that a whole society could still function considering that so many aspects of reality are considered made up. Life can be much easier and more exciting. It doesn’t always have to be an uphill battle. It’s like your whole planet is pushing AGAINST the current, as opposed to going with the flow. Everything will be ok, ultimately.
This day was one of many revelations. I woke up bright and early to the sound of Pablo reciting his favourite Scottish poetry. I crawled out of bed to be closer. Yoga was already prostrated at Pablo’s feet, basking in his Devine presence.
After that we ate our breakfast and headed into town. We set up our Taco stand. There was a market that day.
I noticed a lady playin’ guitar and singin’ the blues. She was inspiring. I felt whole and ready to eat some lunch. I went over to Jorge and asked for a Taco. Reluctantly, he agreed. He cooked me a fantastic dish. I sat in the shade and enjoyed my feast.
A little later Pablo began to moan. Yoga asked him what was wrong. He said that he was feeling lost and lonely. We tried to console him but he wouldn’t listen. He ripped off his apron and grabbed his long board. He rode down the hill, howling in pain.
Later on we went home. That was where we found Pablo. He was in a hammock reading a book. I ran over and held him in relief. I thought I’d lost that Mexican.
Suddenly I heard Yoga and Jorge screaming. I ran over and found them staring at a bush. They’d found a large bug. Jorge began salivating. He reached out to snatch the beast but Yoga threw herself in front of the bug to save his life. I was impressed. Pablo and I saluted her bravery.
After that we went for a walk. We went to the beach. We found some Australians there. They were trying to windsurf. We howled in laughter as they fell into the sea.
Then we came across a great big cannon. Pablo became excited. His personality vanished in the blink in the eye. Suddenly, he believed he was a soldier in the Korean War. He began barking orders at us. We watched in horror. We finally managed to calm him down.
We went back to the house. We found another big bug on the car! Jorge begged Yoga to let him eat it. Yoga finally agreed. Jorge baked that bug and we had a wonderful feast that night. We slept like babies!