I'm The Lite Light

 September 14, 2022

    All the hens of the world. UNITE! Get together and just make love. I don’t get some of these people. It’s like they talk and talk about love. But then they’re so quick to judge or accuse certain people of being reptilians. I don’t understand. It just feels like so much judgement. It feels like everyone is always accusing everyone else of oppressing them. It’s so exhausting. 

    Am I doing it now? I guess so.
So on the other side of the boat was my Angel. She was there floating next to the boat.

    “What year is it?” I asked her.
    “It’s 1478. And you’re the captain of this boat. Remember when you smashed the bottle of wine against the hull?” 
    “I remember,” I laughed, staring into the ocean. “I was only 17 when we left the city! Now I’m 400! Time flies when you’re horny!”

    Last night I was inside of the universe. I can’t remember how I got there, but I guess I'm stuck here now, for all of eternity. 

    Even the rays of light are bored. They’re getting so lazy and so that is what inspired me to start a medical school. I wanted answers. I wanted to find the tick-tick noise that I could hear coming from my chest. I wanted to know what was happening inside. Was there a master in me? Was I really a Devine being of pure love and light? I can’t be sure, but I’m gonna know before I die, that’s for sure. I’m like on a race to find out, and everyone else is just a yellow nascar. I’m a jet that uses vegetable oil to power my engine. I’m very advanced. I can fly backwards. It’s the most exciting thing. It can happen at any moment. I’ll just be sitting there with my angel on my head, when suddenly the sun will come into the room and ask me for a nickel. I’ll tell that orb of love to get a job. I will laugh like the little beings on Neptune. Those freaks laugh at rocks. They’re so weird. Whatever. I want to join them after this incarnation.