Lloyd the barber was a really nice guy. ‘Man nods’ I mean like very quite, no not so nice. (Pause) Im sorry to use those words, but I had to speak fast.
Oh?
Yes that’s um heh right/. You see my kind fellow I have to tell you something quite strange about pickles…
Oh yeah?
Yeah
Here we goOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Fall really fast , they are on a raft, light below them.. its white and its getting warmer.
Silicon jungle, the mountains are really mongrels, of the cheese sorta kind.
Faster the wind tore at his pelvis it was bursting out if his belly button. AISGHGHGHGHG it is getting warmer.. Please stop.
Hallway of black marble slabs. So rectangular, mmm.. yes, if I do so say so, though, and you’re really gonna wanna sit down for this one, eh heh heh. OHHH common now, don’t give me the tinkle dicko, yo hoo hooo hoo.
Last night I was walking down to the boardwalk and I saw something quite strange. Oh yeah?
Yeah I saw this really very strange thing happen. It was supposed to be at about half past six. Yeah now, the major kind. The place
With the spectacle?
Yea-
Jimmy my boy that is for the western freaks. In the dunes! Ye know the ones I mean. Where the ground is orange, like a watermelon?
Yes!!! those watermelons- oh come on, man there aint such thing.
Oh really, and can you support that fact?
Yes, um hello?
I mean look, there are a few things that I think I could do very well for this country.
Firstly!
He who knows not corn, cannot strengthen the mighty sword? Yes I saw the things my boy, I realize that they were green. Ya know, of the warmer kinds?
The hikcoryEEEEEHHAHAHA
No, that’s far too much of that.
Feet on me, jerry, you know you would love it.
By far the smelliest thing that I have been presented with, is Hictus!! Ya know my bulls doggy dog friend, that’’s a ruse, and eh, now, you know it to be true.
I shall. AKill the messenger, yes. And something else! I have found the last women string, mh hm. In the burrows
It was summer time in the dugouts, and although the impaired sun beings could feel the stones, it was really the Neanderthals that first solved darkness. It satisfied their industrial needs, so they quickly began using their new resource with less love, and more death, of something called spectra. It was this thing that was like alive, but it didn’t look alive, and we were killing it? I don’t know it is very strange.
The thing is that I need is juice of orange!!
Noooo that’s just disgusting. Im here in my rock wall, and I just live here!! Hey hey hey!
Hey listen to me, I have something to tell your father!
I have to tell you something at home!, (Rolls up in chair) (office cubicle)
At home? George. Who are you?!
I (Emphs on I) am (Oc down on AM) dead!
Fame was the last thing that the man wanted as he began to fuck his slipper.
SSSHIT!! He said as it grew teeth and ate his man-hood.
Then his wife walked into the room, and she had a waffle taped to her fore-head.
‘Husband, please look at me. Some angry cop just ran in and slapped this to my face. Why- how, WHO WOULD DO THAT?
‘I looked up, my penis now half devoured, but it was ok for I couldn’t feel happiness anymore.
‘Listen wife, some men just like to cook tuna, and although I know, um that he was balding and grizzled and over weight and sheepish, that doesn’t mean that I can’t floss my ass hole. ALright???
The sand was starting to float up off the ground and make sounds that no one could here. The simple folk smelled something, and thought that maybe the lake was on fire.
“Let’s go, my children, there is trouble outside our mole-skin walls! We must preparer ourselves for reckoning!”
Jumbo walked forwards on his hands. ‘But father, my feet were taken from me by the watch lord! I need them back if I am to escape this evil place!”
Father Goose bent down and squeezed his child’s cheek so hard until a permanent dent was formed. Then he removed his glasses and started to talk like a turtle.
“Son. My beautiful, freakish son, oh god, I don’t want to do this.” He paused to bite the sand. He moaned. “Ooh, now that is some fine cuisine, anyways, listen son, I know that you have no feet, but that aint my fault! I must leave you here, for my back has become weak and the mules have lost their way. Goodbye child.”
The boy refused to accept his fathers rejection, so he began sprinting forwards on his hands. “Cum back before I devour someboodies ass hole!”
Then then sky started to fold in on itself and the water began to drain. Just then God stuck his head throughs the clouds and his lips were purple and his dimensions were gay.
‘Oh, my subjects, I have arrived from Haiti, and now you can enter the tunnel with me. There is much silicone and fibre optic cables in there, but I advise you all to bring your own ass-scrubbers, for there is still an infestation of bot-flies.’
Then he burped so loud that every ear drum in a four kilometre radius was incinerated.
Ohh the walls were so warm in summer, and in tis theatre the temperature was that of a fire-oven. Sting it STUNG a friend, s he ran bak to who town.
YO, wait up! UNG” is way I gestured
Thinking will be typing in the future.
Today the faster we can type is determined by how fast we can move our fingers.
In the future, typing will seem like a primitive method of writing, just like how today, we see the times of ink and quit as being ancient times, almost like they never really existed, they are just stories told to us by the other people. The ones who live over on that side, of the earth? You know where I mean-
Anyways, the next way of producing writings or texts will be to think of what you will want written. In today’s society, there are faster typers than others and in the future it will be the same, instead that in the future, the people who can think a word the fastestof what they Just like how today, there are faster typer’s than other,
BIG DAY AT THE BANK
The tall men are deciding wether or not to invest in this company.
Which company?
Oh ok, a wee bitter back story.
I WAS THIRTENN, ON THE RIVER WITH A HANDSOME MAN.
WHAT!?! YOU FUCKEN WaaaaA?
YA! And ill tell ya something else boys. If yew get outta here, I will pay for the return visit to mars!
NO FUCKING WAY…
YES M’BoY I saw the sand dune creeping towards me, so I had to end his killings. I severed HIM!!!
No. Really
Hey director.
Yes?
I liked your last movie
Ya I loved tat movie
Yeah,
Oh, thanks!
Make another one
Ya you should make a sequel
(CEO) Do another one Airbud! You’re gonna be a starrr with this next one!
Steve jobs was the only thing ever keeping Apple what it was. When he was gone, it lost it’s appeal to public, b
In the future, I will be able to disappear istantly
In the future, youtube is a room
But it’s not really real, it’s all computers around you, you can’t see them, but it feels real.