Dec 24, 2016

 Mars flew over the craters, his ship shaking slightly in the atmosphere, but it was aright

Hey a light ya, .

The canal led inwards, graves everywhere, dead family’s and broken walls, but a fiddler remained he was chanting among some corpses. They had died earlier.

Hello Young! My name is cruse and my mars here is starting to lose internet.

Are we that far out? He asked, astonished. I thought we were a BIT closer. Well’s that’ fine. Just fine.

Indeed, I grieve with you. Are we that different? Oh my friend, they verbally ABUSE your people back in the Home.


These area are tough, the dunes have become industrial! It’s like the war!

Which War ! 

2. Remember that one, we learned about it last year?

Yeah..

Hey, I think the humps are different today.

How so, and what do you mean?



I’ve heard different thing for sure my fellow citizens, and tings are looking tough. We have come so far in recent times, and  oh well ,yu - you know me, about to end it all…

Just for you, we will be giving you this free copy of this man losing his shit, so that you don’t have to think that you’re the only one that it’s happening to.



People who didn’t live in hilly parts would never know what the top of a cloud would look like.


That is very touching! Thanks for that touching taste of teller’s juice.

Um who are you??

Black mirrors have sent me here they are looking for you, they will rise and then fall, and then they will cook soup and watch it fall in slow motion, hey!!! We need help, this guys dead!!



Get him to an ankle man

You know that these people can cook!!

FALLLL AGGGAAIN

He sees so many things and then he can sometimes clot them to create a very tall pile of dunes. Up they go so far

Man I wish I could see the world from up there.

Hey we made it!! Its the time where we can fly and high, toO! That’s right, just come with OUR planes, they’re commercial, that’s right- you heard right these are for YOU.

Heh heh, we also make fast planes so you can climb to the skies.

Oh WOW wow wow WOW. They really thought that they were going to space!

That’s right, although a lot us did, many did not. Most, in fact, began to live in simulated space long before space became what it is today!




The hills have crept back, they are surrounding us!

What do we do captain!

We have few options men. We are far below the concrete above, but we have to start training tonight! Because I don’t know if we’re gonna make IT> Things don’t look good guys.


Wooooooooooo blueeeeee redddd glittter and then there came this fairy, she was hurtling through the clouds and things were being destroyed, she had to hurry or risk being seen as a ferret, EAT US IF YOU ARE SO HAMSTER! Oh 


The building started to glow, red oh my god so red, and then outwards, glitter so much glitter, falling from each window, it was like heaven and they could see for miles, oh shit, the plume.


Guys that boulder just froze in the air. Is it a moon?

No no that’s far too close.


Lets have some ice cream.

Fine but that cop is going to come over here and he will start to stare at us. For doing nothing I  mean have some faith. THAt’s disgusting. Look at yourself. 

I’m going home, where I have a tuna fish sandwich waiting for me. Yes the one that your mother gave me, alright. Maybe I would have some if you didn’t feed it all to the pigeons on Sallie’s birthday! 

Noice that red nose is a glowing’

Ooh, that is so fresh!! Ya ya ya, ooh, that is quite nice!

I mean who are we without our cars. I need my automobile, It is everything to this little skipper, 

We once kissed this dog on the mouth, so we had to return him to his mother.

Ya, ahh hmm.

LISTEN to the sounds of the fields.

Which ones?

The silent Windows Vista fields. They are so eternal, oh god it makes me rich with pride and prejudice. Dice, dice

DICE THAT”S right you now the fat bald skipper that’s eating all of the fastest cars on the field AND not the tall oaks.

Listen to the sounds stretch out of my nose,, AAAA!!!


SO many lights, Cinderella dust, and then WHAM! Like a shattered frizzy! You know the ones I mean!

Oh here come the kindergarteners!! Ha ha ha look at those little gliders carry them so!

Ha mine is the best, He just won a competition just here JUST NOW


THe sky is so perfect son, aint it, I mean look at your own mother!

She is starting to learn the truth.

Um, What truth

Son, let me hold you.

Well alright dad. If that’s what must be done.

The two walked through a vineyard, papa carrying his first born. Ah he remember those days with great beauty, so much love. His son, now 31, was cradled in his father’s long, orangutang-like ams. 

“Oooh son, you are a kind and gentle creation of mine, but it’s time to leave this life, for you must begin yours!

But dad. I don’t know anything about the world outside this

I know, but now there are men coming to dine on the feathered chickens of this country. They walk with the stealth, and I believe there have been battles between the guards and the musk rat men


Torches were burned that day men. The walls today stand at orange and like I know green will grow

And then the chapters started to dwindle, LISten there goes my book and he is starting to dwindle into himself. Now silicon, now marble know fibre men and e-girls.

Hooooo he is here guys GUYS!

Oh shit the concrete is starting to crack. Ha! hath you taken lives today my friends.

The men screamed in horror.


The boy was ready he stared at the man in front of him and saw the story unfold, first towers were destroyed and the blue night lights started to close, and the people who were in there were all closed off. And so all of their consciences crashed. But thank god, because Google and other’s had it set up that if any sort of disaster struck, the body would wake up again, with the conscience. Instantly, instead of the regular 15 minute loading time.

Some wondered, how is this possible, something’s going on here. Is there more?

Um we think so, you see it’s possible that each body was given a clone of the original conscience. So that would mean that the original would have been lost when the internet crashed, but that there was a clone made when you first  registered into the home. So these people would seem the same to us, and they would say that they felt normal, the first was dead.



Ok so todays the standing day. Yes SIR !!!! Look if we’re going to make it in this country, then we have to be considerate of our opportunities!




Yes sir we can create the hippo! Yay, we will and together and- and shit out bricks of clay and they will fortify your home! Yes there will be so much good things like smiles and laughs and cum cum and some pimples.

Three nosed servant man bent forwards and looked suspicious.  Three can shit on me!! And then the pump for the rocket will start to collapse.


The martians will slowly turn on their axis and feed the homeless, yes the ones without the tales. The ones that the slave master had neutered. Yes, there’s still plenty of them around!


The coloured wheel turned and turned and then stopped. It had stopped on a fancy new pair of scissors.

‘Well there ya have it, my audience! This little lady who is very average has just won these scissors, so you may too! Yes, just walk on over and believe that you can drink tea, like the queen! in fact, next Tuesday, prince Harry Tubman will be coming to lecture us on how to assemble a man-duck!

Dec 18, 2016

 Lloyd the barber was a really nice guy. ‘Man nods’ I mean like very quite, no not so nice. (Pause) Im sorry to use those words, but I had to speak fast. 

Oh?

Yes that’s um heh right/. You see my kind fellow I have to tell you something quite strange about pickles…

Oh yeah?

Yeah

Here we goOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!  Fall really fast , they are on a raft, light below them.. its white and its getting warmer.



Silicon jungle, the mountains are really mongrels, of the cheese sorta kind.




Faster the wind tore at his pelvis it was bursting out if his belly button. AISGHGHGHGHG it is getting warmer.. Please stop.



Hallway of black marble slabs. So rectangular, mmm.. yes, if I do so say so, though, and you’re really gonna wanna sit  down for this one, eh heh heh. OHHH common now, don’t give me the tinkle dicko, yo hoo hooo hoo.



Last night  I was walking down to the boardwalk and I saw something quite strange. Oh yeah?

 Yeah I saw this really very strange thing happen. It was supposed to be at about half past six. Yeah now, the major kind. The place 

With the spectacle?

Yea-

Jimmy my boy that is for the western freaks. In the dunes! Ye know the ones I mean. Where the ground is orange, like a watermelon?

Yes!!! those watermelons- oh come on, man there aint such thing. 

Oh really, and can you support that fact?

Yes, um hello?

I mean look, there are a few things that I think I could do very well for this country. 

Firstly!

He who knows not corn, cannot strengthen the mighty sword? Yes I saw the things my boy, I realize that they were green. Ya know, of the warmer kinds?

The hikcoryEEEEEHHAHAHA

 No, that’s far too much of that.

Feet on me, jerry, you know you would love it.  




By far the smelliest thing that I have been presented with, is Hictus!! Ya know my bulls doggy dog friend, that’’s a ruse, and eh, now, you know it to be true.

I shall. AKill the messenger, yes. And something else! I have found the  last women string, mh hm. In the burrows



It was summer time in the dugouts, and although the impaired sun beings could feel the stones, it was really the Neanderthals that first solved darkness. It satisfied their industrial needs, so they quickly began using their new resource with less love, and more death, of something called spectra. It was this thing that was like alive, but it didn’t look alive, and we were killing it? I don’t know it is very strange.



The thing is that I need is juice of orange!! 

Noooo that’s just disgusting. Im here in my rock wall, and I just live here!! Hey hey hey!


Hey listen to me, I have something to tell your father!


I have to tell you something at home!, (Rolls up in chair) (office cubicle)

At home? George. Who are you?! 

I (Emphs on I) am (Oc down on AM) dead!



Fame was the last thing that the man wanted as he began to fuck his slipper. 

SSSHIT!! He said as it grew teeth and ate his man-hood. 

Then his wife walked into the room, and she had a waffle taped to her fore-head.

‘Husband, please look at me. Some angry cop just ran in and slapped this to my face. Why- how, WHO WOULD DO THAT?


‘I looked up, my penis now half devoured, but it was ok for I couldn’t feel happiness anymore.

‘Listen wife, some men just like to cook tuna, and although I know, um that he was balding and grizzled and over weight and sheepish, that doesn’t mean that I can’t floss my ass hole. ALright???

 


The sand was starting to float up off the ground and make sounds that no one could here. The simple folk smelled something, and thought that maybe the lake was on fire.

“Let’s go, my children, there is trouble outside our mole-skin walls! We must preparer ourselves for reckoning!”

Jumbo walked forwards on his hands. ‘But father, my feet were taken from me by the watch lord! I need them back if I am to escape this evil place!”

Father Goose bent down and squeezed his child’s cheek so hard until a permanent dent was formed. Then he removed his glasses and started to talk like a turtle.

“Son. My beautiful, freakish son, oh god, I don’t want to do this.” He paused to bite the sand. He moaned. “Ooh, now that is some fine cuisine, anyways, listen son, I know that you have no feet, but that aint my fault! I must leave you here, for my back has become weak and the mules have lost their way. Goodbye child.”

The boy refused to accept his fathers rejection, so he began sprinting forwards on his hands. “Cum back before I devour someboodies ass hole!”

Then then sky started to fold in on itself and the water began to drain. Just then God stuck his head throughs the clouds and his lips were purple and his dimensions were gay.

‘Oh, my subjects, I have arrived from Haiti, and now you can enter the tunnel with me. There is much silicone and fibre optic cables in there, but I advise you all to bring your own ass-scrubbers, for there is still an infestation of bot-flies.’

 Then he burped so loud that every ear drum in a four kilometre radius was incinerated.



Ohh the walls were so warm in summer, and in tis theatre the temperature was that of a fire-oven. Sting it STUNG a friend, s he ran bak to who town. 

YO, wait up! UNG” is way I gestured


Thinking will be typing in the future.

Today the faster we can type is determined by how fast we can move our fingers.

In the future, typing will seem like a primitive method of writing, just like how today, we see the times of ink and quit as being ancient times, almost like they never really existed, they are just stories told to us by the other people. The ones who live over on that side, of the earth? You know where I mean-

Anyways, the next way of producing  writings or texts will be to think of what you will want written. In today’s society, there are faster typers than others and in the future it will be the same, instead that in the future, the people who can think a word the fastestof what they  Just like how today, there are faster typer’s than other, 







BIG DAY AT THE BANK


The tall men are deciding wether or not to invest in this company. 

Which company?

Oh ok, a wee bitter back story.

I WAS THIRTENN, ON THE RIVER WITH A HANDSOME MAN.


WHAT!?! YOU FUCKEN WaaaaA?

YA! And ill tell ya something else boys. If yew get outta here, I will pay for the return visit to mars!

NO FUCKING WAY…

YES M’BoY I saw the sand dune creeping towards me, so I had to end his killings. I severed HIM!!!


No. Really


Hey director.

Yes?

I liked your last movie

Ya I loved tat movie

Yeah,

Oh, thanks!

Make another one

Ya you should make a sequel

(CEO) Do another one Airbud! You’re gonna be a starrr with this next one!


Steve jobs was the only thing ever keeping Apple what it was. When he was gone, it lost it’s appeal to public, b


In the future, I will be able to disappear istantly


In the future, youtube is a room

But it’s not really real, it’s all computers around you, you can’t see them, but it feels real.