The Greek Grid

 Sep 25, 2023


I built the world just to see it end. It hurt me to do this. I have tried to come back again and again. I’m always met by some random opposition from the other side. Even if I didn’t burn, I’d still be disemboweled by the rebels.

The ship was installed with a navigation machine. It steered us into a cloud. We saw blues and greens swirling above the masts. The smell of sea entered our awareness. I coughed and laughed.

Mother Russia was ahead of us, just over the horizon. She signalled us forwards. 


I saw an island full of birds. Millions of them. They flew through the darkness in slow motion. 

I got drunk with the cabin crew. We played poker into the early morning hours. We ascended the steps. Everyone on the deck was dead. The gulls pecked at their eyes. 

“What happened here?” I asked. 

The sun set over Asia. We found our way into a great whirlpool. The continents battled in a great war. The land was burned. I watched my family burn.

The towers of New York were erected during the night. The sun rose and there was orange light. The streets below were blanketed in a type of darkness.

A cab pulled up to my office. I was whisked away. We entered the grid.

A yellow table cloth was laid out in the universe. I had been here before. Our taxi followed a straight path. We hurled through the cosmic grid for one million long and colourful years. The sun stayed just above my head. I was terrified.

The Gods were sat on their thrones. They watched us approach. I was sure that they would smile. I believed that they were related to me somehow.

The circus began to power on its lights. The shoplifters waited in the bushes. The rebels were behind the hill, oiling their gear. The Princes were in the ocean, swimming with their wives. The moon shone on all.

The tents were erected and allowed the European nations a place to rest. We ran inside and laughed like we were five. 

    We used hammers to win money and to knock out the teeth of the peasants. I thought I would pass out from over-stimulation.

I was flying over the ocean. The waves were blue and purple. I knew that the sun was in me. I had argued with priests for too long. 

    I set sail towards the centre of by being. I collapsed into a vortex of sand and ashes. Everything was begging and crying.

The gulls took control of the ship. We were steered back towards Greece. The hills were alive at night. The warriors played trumpets. They eagerly awaited our arrival. We would all be executed. We were all going to die. 

I tried to take my life. I leapt from the ship and hit the ocean waves. The bubbles were around my face. I squeezed my cheeks. 

I waited for my soulmate. She promised that she would meet me halfway. I sank into the darkness. Then it was dark and cold. 

    The storm destroyed Europe. I kept falling. I finally found a secret passage. I sank into it. A bomb exploded over the snow. 

I died in the arms of my mother. I drank from the stream of my ancestors river. I was burned. I was buried. I was drowned in myth. I was erected five thousand years later. A red oak was burned for me. 

My son was taken back to Egypt. He was placed atop a round beetle I was asked to call forth the seas and reinvest his spiritual power into the hearts of man. He was pleaded with. He ran away into a cave.

Train Kids

 Sep 20, 2023

    She was taken from her family. She was packed into the trunk of an old woman. The old hag promised to care for her new possession.

“Where might we travel?” Asked the hag.

“I want to return to my family!” Wailed the girl from within the trunk. “I want to be reunited with my children!” 

The old woman carried the trunk up a treacherous cliff. She fought with the natural elements. 

The train kids beat their cocks against one another.

“We’re in control, for we’ve descended from ancestors of a darker time,” grinned the alpha as his yellow teeth sliced a passing fruit fly.

“A cultural renaissance begets changes in living standards. Is this not so?” Added an ugly polymath. 

  The intellectuals continued to grind their bruised and bulbous penises for some time. The sun had begun to set. Mother came looking for her boys.

“Kids! KIDS!” She screamed into the autocratic darkness. 

The sound of harsh giggling became audible. The pair of boys appeared from behind a butchers wagon. 

“The sun has set,” whispered mother. “You boys have little respect for those who've come before you.”

“This is a statement of ill will,” observed the polymath. “From whence hath though learnt to speaketh with such vile contempt?”

“Taketh thy vow of a faith in God,” suggested the Alpha. “Taketh thy holy book into thy study. Train thy intellect.”

Mother belted up her children's pants. She stuffed their cocks back into the shadows. She dragged them home through filthy puddles.

Beetle Pimp

Sep 13, 2023

Beetle Pimp was blown apart by massive guns. He hit the ground rolling. His teeth were badly shattered. “Take away my pain,” whispered Beetle Pimp.

The village mothers came looking for their collective child. They searched the rivers. The scrounged through mud flaps. They dug up wooden carrots. 

“Who was taken our trust?” Asked a peasant woman.

The Tsar descended from heaven atop a nude headmaster. “Taketh me into your ass,” ordered the spoilt Tsar. 

The peasants could not trust. Not after what they had been forced to witness. The holy books marked this day in red letters. It was immortalized as ‘Deep Depression December First’. 

My family found my writings. They laughed for a little while. Then they turned sour. They became angry. 
“He writes like a little beggar!” Screamed my makers. “His bold potential is left on the cutting room floor!” 
I tried to appeal. This proved distasteful in their minds. I was sent to my cell, naked and alone.

I get so fucking angry when I can’t spell properly. My poor fingers can’t keep up with my heavenly mind. It is fucking infuriating. I wish that I could just speak my words onto the page. Same with music. I hate being pulled out of my flow-state. 

Everest is atop a lantern, which is inside the mouth of a dragon. 
The granite emerald tablets are scattered across the floor. Little kids were drowned in the waters. 

The serfs were brutally beaten. The landowners began to allow their children to attend university. Everything changed after that.     

    Those rich families began to trade in armadillo meat. The powerful European continent was shaken to its core. Nothing would ever be the same…

A similar development was underway in America. A young man had walked into a trap. For this, there was no redemption. He was shuffled off to court. He was badly beaten by the big book of the law. The towns people had always said he was naughty. 

The man, his name being Mack, was trolleyed off to prison. He was shown little compassion from his cell mates.

A beautiful Bluejay came to visit Mack one night. He whispered into Mack’s ear. Mack learned to float.