Eating The Bug

    Dec 4, 2022

    Have you ever seen a poodle without a nose? I have- it’s horrific. It’ll make you weep in agony. It’ll hurt your stomach. Don’t think I’m exaggerating. I aint. There aint nothing worse. Trust your gut and go get your teeth checked out. I promise you that you’ve got a big cavity up yo ass.
    Turn on the light and radiate energy away from you. This will attract wombats. They will scurry over with a fiery determination. They will beg to be saved. You will be their master. A whole army of wombats will be yours! 
Just get with the program and beat up some kids. That’s how you’re gonna make a difference in this world. You know I speak the truth. Just lean on me when you’re feeling low and chubby. It is ok.
Have you tried talking to yourself? You know that not all those voices are you, right? You’re tuned into a whole array of conscious beings. They’re just hanging out, living life like ye and me. It’s no big deal really. I mean, it’s pretty cool if you never knew. But it gets to just be ordinary after a while. This will be so normal in society. It will be common knowledge. The people who take care and teach us will not be the people that are doing so now. A few will still be there, but most of the caregivers are just giving advice and stuff that is missing the big picture. There’s so much more to reality that they think is all made up. And all that still needs to be taken into consideration when healing or consoling a person. It’s a funny world you live in right now. It will be very different one day. You will look back and see this time as similar to the stone age. It will just be amazing to you that a whole society could still function considering that so many aspects of reality are considered made up. Life can be much easier and more exciting. It doesn’t always have to be an uphill battle. It’s like your whole planet is pushing AGAINST the current, as opposed to going with the flow. Everything will be ok, ultimately.
This day was one of many revelations. I woke up bright and early to the sound of Pablo reciting his favourite Scottish poetry. I crawled out of bed to be closer. Yoga was already prostrated at Pablo’s feet, basking in his Devine presence.
After that we ate our breakfast and headed into town. We set up our Taco stand. There was a market that day. 
I noticed a lady playin’ guitar and singin’ the blues. She was inspiring. I felt whole and ready to eat some lunch. I went over to Jorge and asked for a Taco. Reluctantly, he agreed. He cooked me a fantastic dish. I sat in the shade and enjoyed my feast. 
A little later Pablo began to moan. Yoga asked him what was wrong. He said that he was feeling lost and lonely. We tried to console him but he wouldn’t listen. He ripped off his apron and grabbed his long board. He rode down the hill, howling in pain. 
Later on we went home. That was where we found Pablo. He was in a hammock reading a book. I ran over and held him in relief. I thought I’d lost that Mexican. 
Suddenly I heard Yoga and Jorge screaming. I ran over and found them staring at a bush. They’d found a large bug. Jorge began salivating. He reached out to snatch the beast but Yoga threw herself in front of the bug to save his life. I was impressed. Pablo and I saluted her bravery. 
After that we went for a walk. We went to the beach. We found some Australians there. They were trying to windsurf. We howled in laughter as they fell into the sea. 
Then we came across a great big cannon. Pablo became excited. His personality vanished in the blink in the eye. Suddenly, he believed he was a soldier in the Korean War. He began barking orders at us. We watched in horror. We finally managed to calm him down. 
We went back to the house. We found another big bug on the car! Jorge begged Yoga to let him eat it. Yoga finally agreed. Jorge baked that bug and we had a wonderful feast that night. We slept like babies! 

Living Like A Mexican

 Dec 3, 2022

    This week was so eventful!! So many amazing things happened!! A few people had their hearts broken and a few people even met their makers along the way!!
I’ll mention a few of my favourite moments.

    One day we were working at Holy Taco. We were making curry by accident and so Pablo came in and told us off. Then we made the proper tacos. I asked him where he’d been all day. He leaned in close. He explained that he’d been searching for toilet paper. He showed me his treasure. It was a beautiful package of the softest paper! We both became overjoyed. 

    There was one day where Pablo kicked me right in the shin! I was hurtin’ real bad. He pointed and mocked me.

    We drove home afterwards. We passed a beautiful beach and saw the Australians enjoying the sun.

    When we got to the house we found Yoga there waiting for us. She was excited. She said that our new beds had arrived. She led us to the garage. Pablo became wild with love when he saw his new cot. He bolted forwards and took a lovely nap. I followed close behind and climbed on top. Yoga let us sleep for a couple hours. 

    Once we were asleep Pablo and I both left our bodies and floated up towards the ceiling. We vibrated alongside one another for a little while. It felt nice. Then we merged and dreamt together. 

    We saw a house with a double rainbow. Then a flash of light erupted from above and suddenly we were surrounded by flames. Then we dreamt that we were at the beach. We saw something in the water that felt important. I can’t remember what it was, but it was like it had been waiting a long time. We both pointed in wonder. Then we dreamt that we were in an a dark box. We couldn’t find our way out. After some time we pushed on the ceiling and realized that we were in a rubbish bin for some reason. 

    After a while Yoga came and slapped us awake. Apparently we’d been humming high frequency tones in our sleep. We rose and enjoyed some dinner. 

    Another day we sold some Tacos in the market. It was a good day. 

    Another time I found out that in Australia they call flip-flops ‘thongs’. I found that interesting.

    Another time I came home and found Yoga crouched behind the bed, deep in self-inquiry. I announced that I was in the room. She rose slowly and stood still for a little while. She said she’d made an incredible breakthrough into the truth of who she really is!

    Turn on all the time. I saw her standing there. She was glowing like a planet on fire. It made me so excited. I wanted to douse her in water so that she could be mine. I wanted to have her. There was something so primitive in the whole thing. I don’t even know where she comes from, or who she is. But she affects me like no other. It’s amazing. It just totally rewires my brain. I feel different and everything suddenly seems sooooo exciting. I just wanna know who she is and where she comes from. And why she does that to me. Why am I so affected?